Disney has these weird little Shoulder Buddies. It’s basically a little magnetic disk that sits under your shirt, and a plush that sticks to it. Designed to sit on your shoulder. My son got a porg (you know, that delicious Star Wars snack animal). They have things like Remy from Ratatouille, and Zero from Nightmare Before Christmas. I got my daughter a Zazu. I figure they probably have lot of these.

But not the ones we all deserve, and that’s Kronk’s Shoulder Angel and Devil. C’mon, what a gimme.

Disney, do better.